asmymlivural:

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

slenderman-has-found-you-and:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

This is my actual favourite post on tumblr.

xdioxcide:

THE METAL

Deadpool in Hulk vs Wolverine.

americanninjax:

urdchama:

repair-her-armor:

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Now, more of such things is the condition under which I can accept bikini armors on women.

Why are you laughing? Isn’t his sexuality empowering? Besides, who needs logic in fantasy anyway?

aaaahahahahahahaa! So sexually empowered! XD

Upstairs neighbors JUST moved in today. I think I scared the shit out of them with how loud I burst out laughing.

americanninjax:

fullcabs:

fuck

Now I have to rewatch season one to confirm if he talked to anyone except JD…that’s amazing

doctorwho:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

Guise. We’re so disappointed. You had one job. ONE JOB.

cryptolects:

Possibly the most hipster discussion ever printed by Marvel.

foxintwilight:

kairaanix:

ART

totally art